If you want the best seat in the house ... move the dog
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. — Andy Rooney
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. — Ben Williams
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies. — Gene Hill
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. — Smiley Blanton
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin
our carpets or ruin our lives. — Rita Rudner
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. — Ann Landers
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. — Robert Benchley
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. — Robert A. Heinlein
