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If you want the best seat in the house ... move the dog

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.  — Andy Rooney

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  — Ben Williams

If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.

Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.  — Gene Hill

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.  — Smiley Blanton

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin
     our carpets or ruin our lives.   — Rita Rudner

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.  — Ann Landers

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.  — Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.  — Robert A. Heinlein

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